elailah  🛸 22  🛸 she/her  🛸 white

hi my bio got blowed up for being 25 pages long and now i cant edit it lol

proship dni my url is a cute joke

mutuals can ask for my discord

amygdalae:

I’d use a tumblr badge if they gave me one that was evil bleeding skull flaming skull dark blood skull vampire demon wings horned skull oozing fangs sinister skull. For free

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

i love sesame seeds so much but every time i eat something with them its like someone is throwing bricks at my stomach

drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

the-evil-clergyman:

Illustration from Pierre Louÿs’ Les Chansons de Bilitis by Georges Barbier (1922)

butchdarling:

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn’t want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That’s what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

baristhyena-deactivated20230510:

orcapologist:

It’s Wet Beast Wednesday

cmon kid… we’ve gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday…. TWO!

orteil42:

orteil42:

why is this site trying to become twitter. why must everything i love die

(every CEO in the last 5 years for some reason) hmmm today i will catastrophically mismanage my company to the fullest most embarrassing extent imaginable

holymilkglass:

Nintendogs

leviathan-the-boy:

boag:

I never wanna see anyone who isn’t her referred to as “mother” ever again

female characters in one piece

hummus with no red pepper what has the world come to

gotouda:

femaleprofiles:

ill have what im having

honoredmatre:

honoredmatre:

i can’t find the original post but this is the most alien music ive ever heard